2 cows
Socialism
You have two cows you give one to your neighbor
Communism
You have two cows the state takes them both and gives you milk
Fascism
You have two cows the state takes them both and sells you some milk
Nazism
You have two cows that state takes them both and shoots you
Bureucratism
You have two cows the state takes both shoots one and milks the other but then throws away the milk
Traditional capitalism
You have two cows you sell one and buy a bull your herd multiplies then the economy grows you sell them all and then retire on the income
French capitalism
You have two cows you go on strike organize a riot block the roads because you want three cows
Japanese capitalism
You have two cows you redesign them so there one tenth the size of a regular cow but produce twenty times the milk you then create a clever cow cartoon image called “cowkimon” and market it world wide
Italian cows
You have two cows you don’t know where they are so you decide to have lunch
Russian capitalism
You have two cows you count them and learn you have five you count again and learn you have forty two you count again and learn you have two then you open another bottle of vodka
Swiss capitalism
You have five thousand cows none of them belong to you but you charge the owners a fee for storing them there
Chinese capitalism
You have two cows you have three hundred people milking them you claim you have zero unemployment and you arrest the newsman that report other wise
Indian capitalism
You have two cows and you worship them
Australian capitalism
You have two cows business seems good you close your shop and go out for a beer
